Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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