This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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