Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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