Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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