Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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