Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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