Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
