I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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