Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Randomize
