I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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