We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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