she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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