dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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