youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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