If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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