Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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