You really coming over, don't trick.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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