**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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