He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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