well you can't waste a boner
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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