these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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