Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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