You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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