i just had sex bonerless
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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