I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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