Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
