Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just cropdusted the office
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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