Jerry, you need to find god
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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