Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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