And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There r osticjed everywhere
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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