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I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Text me some of your sweat
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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