At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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