i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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