Midget sex pt 2 tonight
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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