found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Oh god it's open bar.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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