yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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