It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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