Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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