He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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