At least make sure they are 18
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So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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