DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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