he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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