I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i drank out of a bidet.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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