Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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