"it" just moved
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.