quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
accomplished twins. life is a go
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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