We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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