Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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