i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you win again, gameday.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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