I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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