This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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