I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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