even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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