Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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