I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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