I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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